It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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