Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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