I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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