that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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