"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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