Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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