That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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