they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
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We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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