i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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