apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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