How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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