Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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