he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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