Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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