I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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