Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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