i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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