All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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