coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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