so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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