Your dad touched me again.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You're like the curious george of whores
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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