THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I love you.
Bad choice
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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