Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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