It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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