just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
There r osticjed everywhere
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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