my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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