My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Randomize