We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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