You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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