I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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