The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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