She's JV to your varsity
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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