The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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