Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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