I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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