still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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