yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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