This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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