I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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