I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
he thought i was a dude.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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