So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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