At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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