sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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