After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The adults are the big ones right?
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