I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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