so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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