If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
