ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
thus making me awesome and them whores
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Randomize
