I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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