I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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