Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
But theres a keg here and me gusta
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
And then the night went full on bisexual.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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