wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
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Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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