R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I've blown a few things in my day
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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