i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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